1. charmancler:

    i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

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  3. chadleymacguff:

    partylikeits2007:

    freshman year

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    sophomore year

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    junior year

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    senior year

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    college:

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  4. sweatyscrotum:

    I’m not like other girls!XD

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    I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

    Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

    Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

    All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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  6. theglasschild:

    do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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    3 weeks ago  /  434,626 notes  /  Source: booeste

  7. blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

    blurrys:

    chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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  8. zohbugg:

    if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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    4 weeks ago  /  72,623 notes  /  Source: zohbugg

  9. brownshhugar:

    Person: So, what are your interests?

    Me: 

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  10. dutchster:

    society: dare to be different!
    society: whoa not THAT different you freak

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  11. loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

    loopyleprechaun:

    I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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  12. sluttyoliveoil:

    *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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  13. peperomint:

    nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
    nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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