1. dutchster:

    society: dare to be different!
    society: whoa not THAT different you freak

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  2. loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

    loopyleprechaun:

    I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

    (via pizza-nuggetss)

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  3. sluttyoliveoil:

    *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

    (via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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  4. peperomint:

    nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
    nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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  5. photo

    photo

    photo

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  8. It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

    (via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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  9. spaghettl:

    on my grave i want VIP not RIP

    (via pride)

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  10. mylourrydiary:

    hlil:

    Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
    Plants

    Can you believe there is love that is illegal
    Love

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  12. phantomdoodler:

    "what would you do if you won the lottery?"

    image

    (via tyleroakley)

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  13. telernarketing:

    universities be like

    image

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  14. shrek one: BEST

    shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

    shrek three: bad

    shrek four: bad

    2 days ago  /  40,983 notes  /  Source: benepla

  15. shrek one: BEST

    shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

    shrek three: bad

    shrek four: bad

    2 days ago  /  40,983 notes  /  Source: benepla